I had the most magical time last night! I stayed up all night with a friend I haven't seen in the longest time... Jesus. Thats right, the King of King's himself!
First we played freeze tag in a cemetary. It was lots of fun but we got tired and decided it was time for something more exciting.
When we got to Priscilla's, we ran into a problem. Jesus only likes S&M stuff whereas I'm into BBW. Finally we decided to rent both DVD's and watch them at his place.
After we both had finished it had gotten pretty late and I told Jesus that I was gonna hit the sack... but he other plans!
A crackhead he used to "date" showed him how to get into the Ice Chateau at King Louie really late at night. It took some convincing, but I agreed to take him on in one-on-one hockey!
As most of you know from the Bible, there are few men more graceful on ice than Jesus, so I knew I was in for a tough game.
By the time I was up two-zero, he was getting in a pretty bad mood. He kept yelling "Helmets are for pussies, queer-bait," until I reminded him about his past with "O2" the crackhead. Anyway, he had come back to tie up the game until I beat him in overtime using my secret weapon, the Triple Deek!
Jesus cried and cried on the way home, partly because of the game, but I think it was mostly because he never had a father growing up. | 
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